I watched, I squeed, I flailed
Yes, I've seen New Moon. I wish I could offer a sensible review, but how could I, when I was bombarded with images of this:

The whole movie is practically two-hour montage of Taylor Lautner's transformation from lanky shark boy to werewolf hottie. Not that I'm complaining. It certainly distracted me from cringing at how cheesy the lines were ("It not you, it's me"....Really? this dialogue in a Hollywood movie?) and how Bella is setting back the women's movement several decades with her incessant moping and pining and "my life can't go on without you" schtick. It's getting tiring. Forget Bella boys, you'd do so much better hooking up with each other!
On a positive note, director Paul Weitz did much better on the technical elements than Catherine Hardwicke. The CGI looks a little more expensive now, and the Cullens no longer look like espasols. They even got Alexandre Desplat to compose the musical score.
Bottom line: The movie is ok, and to be honest I'm really just watching for the eye candy. So if you have the same motivations as me, then go go go see it now. But otherwise, save your money for the (pirated) DVD. Screaming fangirls can be dangerous to your health.






